Mischa Barton Topless For Nylon Magazine

Here’s Mischa Barton going topless for Nylon magazine’s August issue. Yes, I know she isn’t really topless, but technically she is, and you can see most of her breasts, so… topless it is. Whatever you want to call this no-bra-wearing photoshoot, you can’t deny that Mischa doesn’t look hot, which is surprising because I’ve never been attracted to her before. I guess all it takes is a pseudo-topless photoshoot to get my attention.

Adrianne Curry Naked in Playboy, Again

Proving that hooking up with a 70s child star really doesn't do much for your career, Top Model Adrianne Curry is getting naked in the January 2008 issue of Playboy. This isn't the first time either. Adrianne did Playboy a couple years back too. I'd categorize doing Playboy once as a 'career option' - you know something to kick start things - get you into B-movie with lots of gratuitous nudity. Doing Playboy twice, now that's a career choice. Next stop, living at the mansion and trading in her old guy for an even older one.

Kristy Morgan at Tila's Wrap Party

I'm proud to say I've never seen an episode of Tila Tequila's fake lesbian quest. But last night there was a season finale party for the show which included winner Kristy Morgan (does this mean she's a lesbian or bi?). Realizing that Kristy is absent from our catalog of stellar racks we thought now was as good of time as any to post her up. We also put some valuable research time into trying to determine if Kristy Morgan has ever gotten completely naked on camera and sure enough Kristy took it all off in a couple of issues of Playboy in back in 2006 and 2007. Including some pre-implant stuff.

Dana Dicillo's Bikini is Ready for the Holiday Weekend

The Fourth of July is upon us and we've already started our holiday weekend. Which means only beautiful filler until Monday. We can only hope Lindsay and Sam run off to elope by then because not much else is happening. So we bring you Playboy's Dana Dicillo in a bikini. As you can imagine Dana ends up wearing far less, so if you want to check that out, head over here. (It's Playboy & obviously nsfw, so wait until you start your weekend to make that click. Ah, what the hell do it now.)

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